[[adopting a baby]]
“aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?”
“may 30th”
“a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”
(Source: myspacespice, via thebootydiaries)
the mitochondria is the power bottom of the cell
Okay but like literally mitochondria probably originated as smaller single cell organisms that were too useful to fully digest that now our “complex” cells are utterly dependent on them. What kind of role reversal. What kind of taking charge from below. What kind of power bottoming.
endosymbiotic theory: queering primitive cell biology
(Source: surprisedentistry, via teenagerposts)
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
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Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.
Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:
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worms that make you cum
So just normal worms?
Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site
(Source: crunchwrapofnotredame, via hotboyproblems)